Strange Things

Happy Senility Day!

erratic_prophet | 31 January, 2007 18:20

Last night...

Me: "Guess what tomorrow is?"

The Girl: Noticing her grandmother has entered the room, whispers, "Grandma's birthday!"

Me: "It's not a secret from her. She's not that old that we can surprise her with it."

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And today...

The Girl: "Happy Birthday, Grandma! You look tired. Are you ready to retire yet?"

Me: "Again. She's not actually that old. You age both of us when you do that."

Mom: "Can we just forget today?"

Me: "None of us are that old yet. Sorry."

Tra La La

erratic_prophet | 19 January, 2007 12:02

So there I was, watching Beauty and the Geek, when some familiar music started to play...

Me: "GUNTHER!" [Should add in here that this link is probably not only nsfw but also not safe for your sanity.]

Mom: "What?"

Me: "Him! That singing! That whisper singing! It's Gunther!"

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Pill Party

erratic_prophet | 11 January, 2007 13:24

I'm currently drugged up to high heaven. Luckily, I've been off work for a few days, so this is ok. Also, these were prescribed; doubly ok. Remember how I said my back was really super bad? Well, it got even worse. So bad that I couldn't raise my hands over my head and couldn't bend over. I guess it was a good thing that I had a doctor's appointment that day or I would've really been in trouble.. (More)